Bachelor's working zone

Dirty Bachelors working zone

While I was lying on bed someone in my room switch on the lights which prick my drowsy oculars, I rubbed on my eyes to view,to find the face which switch on the light. Immediately my optics went on to a blue colored board “working zone”. One might think, What is the working zone? what is the relation between switching on the light and working zone?.

 Yes,there is an interesting zone in every bachelors room, the bathroom, bachelors bathroom lights never switch off  because it is their working zone. Though the bathroom is meant only for bathing for the most of the part of the world, some may use it to wash clothes, but bachelor's bathroom is a different spot, because it is their white house,  white house is a place where a person like Trump has been a master, but our white house is more special than Trump's because it is the place where lots millions of Trump's are flushed off  while shagging. 

Now you might have grasped why the bachelors bathroom is called a working zone because important works are performed here, it’s called white house because the spermatozoa color will be white and millions of Trump like talents  prevailed in millions of sperm cell  being flushed  after a relief of shagging.

 Apart from this it is our gym too, but only biceps can be built in the gym if one uses the working zone often. Even the imagination will be more for the people who uses the bathroom,because in Indian bathroom, it’s risky to take your electronic apparatus, and it will be difficult to hold newspapers in bathroom hence one has to use his imaginations alone for masturbation as muse.

 Along with these dirty uses, bathroom has got some more advantages too, if you have to save time during exams, instead of sacrificing peeing , one can carry your notes to the bathroom, and as it is a great mansion of concentration. It is a place more than a garden for innovative thinkers because it’s a world’s greatest place where imaginations sprout if you sleep a bit in the bathroom.

A Bachelors working zone can be a hospital too, think whenever a person over boozed and his thrive in dehydration, working zone residence him to puke out the extra dozse, thereby it saves so many drinkers lives as well. 

In total bachelors working zone is more than a use full mansion, respect it.  For singers it is an auditorium. Don’t know how many of the great musician's career started at bathroom. It is the only place where everyone is encouraged and dare to sing. 

These uses of bachelor zone make me call a holy place which doesn't seem an exaggeration at all.

Anti human edicts

“Kashmir’s all girl band calls it quits”

Bangalore mirror reports only a day after the Grand Mufti issued a Fatwa; terming, singing is against Islam and he asked them to abandon it.

Following all these circumstances, a question will arose for sure,. India; is it a secular, democratic country? Is the freedom we got, is just for namesake. Is India the safe lay, especially for women.

Right from the period of  Before Christ to till date android era, every creed, every human believe  singing is an asset of praying almighty. Which means Mufti's decree is against praying; because, according to him singing(praying) is anti-Islamic. If truly singing is an anti Islamic, it is against their creed, Why  Fatwa  to girls only? These are all the forgettable incidents conking around us.

Just a few days ago another revered religious hero, Baba Asaram Bapu put before a non-sense  by stating about the rape victim . He told “ If she would plead them; exclaiming them as brothers after chanting Saraswati Mantra , they would have not bumped on  the girl”

Ah! Is it a statement deserved for a mendicant.

If really the slayers were the humans, they would have not popped her like a carnivore, they would have not assaulted the innocent girl for no reason.

The harassment continues in every step, catastrophe to the humanity is undergoing like sunrise and sunsets.

Even Sania Mirza is being issued a fatwa few years ago for wearing mini skirts while playing.

Mr. Mufti, if you are true to your customs, why did you look attentively at the skirt,rather than praising her efforts of making the nation proud.

Thinking about all these commotions, I got two people to remember. 1st person  was, one of my M.Sc classmate who astoundingly expressed her surprise when she saw a seeing a laptop, for  it was the first time to her in life.

By listening to which, we all got astonished and were keen to hear the reason,which was again a catalyst of surprise. She narrated “Hers was an orthodox family; which did not allow any entertainment to women omitting sex with her husband. She even expressed that she was restricted to watch TV in her home except Q TV.

In two years no one ever saw her full face; because, she always used to cover her hairs and face with hijab. It was her forceful belief ; that, showing hairs and face to men other than husband is a blasphemy in Islam.

No one dares to even talk to her except few girls .  Even no one dared to touch her, when she drank acid accidentally while mouth pipetting. Thank god she was rescued somehow.Whether talking to a guy make them die?

I used to  feel stunned to see them wearing Burqa’s even at the temperature of 40+ at Gulburga;while,we were in a feel to shed off even our inner-wares to bear the heat. The great thing is about the Burqa's  was it's black  color.

In another horrible anti human experience,In another horrible anti human experience, I remember one of my schoolmates; whose mother was never allowed to come out of the residence after she conjoined. According to him, her mother kept her feet outside hardly four times because she was mother to four children.

 I  thought death sentence was better  than following this type of creeds. Even his sister dropped her school after 7th for she crossed her puberty.

Whatever may be the thoughts of religion, but anti-human credos are not bearable and it’s time to affirm words or action of protest. Stand still and support the parched.