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Saturday 9 March 2013

Bachelor's working zone





Dirty Bachelors working zone

While I was lying on bed someone in my room switch on the lights which prick my drowsy oculars, I rubbed on my eyes to view,to find the face which switch on the light. Immediately my optics went on to a blue colored board “working zone”. One might think, What is the working zone? what is the relation between switching on the light and working zone?.

 Yes,there is an interesting zone in every bachelors room, the bathroom, bachelors bathroom lights never switch off  because it is their working zone. Though the bathroom is meant only for bathing for the most of the part of the world, some may use it to wash clothes, but bachelor's bathroom is a different spot, because it is their white house,  white house is a place where a person like Trump has been a master, but our white house is more special than Trump's because it is the place where lots millions of Trump's are flushed off  while shagging. 

Now you might have grasped why the bachelors bathroom is called a working zone because important works are performed here, it’s called white house because the spermatozoa color will be white and millions of Trump like talents  prevailed in millions of sperm cell  being flushed  after a relief of shagging.

 Apart from this it is our gym too, but only biceps can be built in the gym if one uses the working zone often. Even the imagination will be more for the people who uses the bathroom,because in Indian bathroom, it’s risky to take your electronic apparatus, and it will be difficult to hold newspapers in bathroom hence one has to use his imaginations alone for masturbation as muse.

 Along with these dirty uses, bathroom has got some more advantages too, if you have to save time during exams, instead of sacrificing peeing , one can carry your notes to the bathroom, and as it is a great mansion of concentration. It is a place more than a garden for innovative thinkers because it’s a world’s greatest place where imaginations sprout if you sleep a bit in the bathroom.

A Bachelors working zone can be a hospital too, think whenever a person over boozed and his thrive in dehydration, working zone residence him to puke out the extra dozse, thereby it saves so many drinkers lives as well. 

In total bachelors working zone is more than a use full mansion, respect it.  For singers it is an auditorium. Don’t know how many of the great musician's career started at bathroom. It is the only place where everyone is encouraged and dare to sing. 

These uses of bachelor zone make me call a holy place which doesn't seem an exaggeration at all.

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